Thursday, October 1, 2009

Why My Friends Are Funnier Than I Am...

I just got this e-mail from my friend Jen...



Flew to NJ today... In the bitch seat. I see why they call in that because I am going to bitch. Will save details for Saturday but basically football man on my right didn't shower after his workout and old fat lady on my left pissed herself.




It feels better to know I am not the only one who is having a shitty week...literally.

24 comments:

Debbie said...

There is so little left to say:)

Kristin said...

GAGGING! Poor girl.

Southern Champagne Wishes said...

Ew! The middle seat is the worst and this story proves it!

Just Add Walter said...

ick ick ick!!!

Brown Girl said...

Oh crap, that sounds like a shitty plane ride. no pun intended. ;)

Shanny said...

Eek!

landlocked bride said...

Oh, wow.

Elizabeth Marie said...

OMFG. Poor thing.

"The bitch seat." HILARIOUS.

Dustjacket Attic said...

Oh shoot, that is totally horrendous ... sure can see why it earnt it's name.
xx

Cee said...

ugg...barf

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

You are a sour sam and I won't have it. Time to fix yourself a vodka vodka straight up and get your act together. If you need to borrow my smudger to smudge your life, I'll work with you on that. Take some of my Tylenol Cold with the vodka vodka, that will get you right as rain.

Summer @ B is for Brown said...

pissed herself? omg. that is the flight from hell. but seriously, what is worse - BO or piss?

Carol said...

ohhh no! Your poor friend!

Jane said...

Ahahah. You both did have crappy weeks, you literally and she with the middle seat. Horrible! But I think you both seem pretty funny.

Ams said...

Ewwww... airplanes kill me!

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Dollface said...

ahhh airplane confessions, haha... xxxoo

FashionAddict said...

Ooooooo no. Yucky. Sorry about your shoes, too, dear!

amy kelinda said...

Agh, bitch seat indeed! I once sat wedged between Man Who Doesn't Understand Meaning of Personal Space and Man in Window Seat Who Keeps Getting Up to Use the Bathroom. Ugh.

Midtown Girl said...

LOL - I feel her pain!! One time I had a senior citizen who kept leaning on me after he fell asleep. GROSS!

XOXO

Kristin said...

We have something for you at BonBon. : )

happy_wife said...

Poor Jenjie! Hopefully she packed her HAZMAT suit like I suggested she should. She was going to New Jersey, after all.

On second thought, she probably didn't have any extra room in her suitcase after packing all those extra gold chains and paks of Lee Press-On's.

mamagooch said...

hahahahaha!! You - and your friend- are definitely not the only ones having bad weeks! Hope you had a good weekEND!

Michelle said...

That is horrible! I have gotten stuck in the bitch seat but had a better experience only had a slighty overweight guy to the right who overflowed. Worst part when he got up he really wasn't that overweight.