...trick-or-treating while practicing your stand-up act goes something like this...
*Knock on the door*
Kids: "Trick or treat"
Candy person: "Happy Halloween, do you have a joke?"
And the kid tells the joke.
This is what the 3 1/2 year old dressed as Tigger brought to the table:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
*cue laughter*
5 days ago
5 comments:
I reject this bullshit. No one can add rules to Halloween except Britney Spears.
agree with MODG...it's weird. and could be very stressful for some kids.
I reject the kiddos who dare to show up on my doorstep sans-joke. I mean....entitled much?
My favorite joke (from a seven year old, no less) was...
Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to do his laundry?
A: Blee-yotch.
You're welcome.
Love,
St. Louis
Blee-yotch.
You people in that place with the joke requirement just might have something....that's pretty phenomenal.
Now gimme my candy!
(PS My anti-spam code word below is 'awnnests' -- is that like an uneducated person spelling honest? Or a really amazing bird's nest?!)
ba-dum-CHAHHHH
(that was my sad attempt to phonetically spell out the sound of a drum beat)
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