Tuesday, November 3, 2009

For those of you who asked...

...trick-or-treating while practicing your stand-up act goes something like this...

*Knock on the door*

Kids: "Trick or treat"
Candy person: "Happy Halloween, do you have a joke?"
And the kid tells the joke.

This is what the 3 1/2 year old dressed as Tigger brought to the table:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
*cue laughter*

5 comments:

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

I reject this bullshit. No one can add rules to Halloween except Britney Spears.

Cee said...

agree with MODG...it's weird. and could be very stressful for some kids.

Stephanie said...

I reject the kiddos who dare to show up on my doorstep sans-joke. I mean....entitled much?

My favorite joke (from a seven year old, no less) was...

Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to do his laundry?
A: Blee-yotch.

You're welcome.
Love,
St. Louis

Mrs. Sitcom said...

Blee-yotch.

You people in that place with the joke requirement just might have something....that's pretty phenomenal.

Now gimme my candy!

(PS My anti-spam code word below is 'awnnests' -- is that like an uneducated person spelling honest? Or a really amazing bird's nest?!)

amy kelinda said...

ba-dum-CHAHHHH

(that was my sad attempt to phonetically spell out the sound of a drum beat)