Monday, November 23, 2009

PANIC ATTACK.

So I woke up around 3:30 this morning and had a full-fledged panic attack.

Amazing. Except not really.

I had a dream that even once I woke up I swore was real...

In my dream, I was planning on wearing my mother's wedding dress. (In real life, I am not.) In the dream, the dress looked nothing like my mother's actual wedding dress, but I just knew it was her dress (dreams are tricky like that).

I was on my final fitting a week before the wedding and we realized that the flowy skirt wasn't actually a skirt...IT WAS PANTS!

I literally was sitting in my apartment this morning losing my shit until I realized...wait a minute...I just tried on my actual dress last week and it isn't my mother's. Duh!

And then I went back to sleep.




11 more months of this, people. Deal with it.

13 comments:

Cee said...

I always have dreams where someone I know looks nothing like how they look in real life...and I still know it is them. It's so weird.


A pants wedding dress would be interesting...I'm picturing a white lacy jumpsuit.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

You're annoying me with this wedding stuff. You should wear pants to your wedding. Go all Ellen on it.

PS
I'm noticing people aren't reading my blog posts and are just trying to comment on pictures and make me THINK they are reading it. This annoys me.

PPS
I'm writing this here so all of those bitches see this.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

ppps
can you tell I'm in a mood

amy kelinda said...

I have a tendency to dream about people being dumb and then getting mad at them in real life for being so dumb in my dream, so I commend you for actually realizing that your wedding dress is not pants. Because if I were in your situation, I would have left thousands of angry messages at 3 a.m. to the place where I bought my dress and demand WHY MY DRESS ARE PANTS.

jessalyn said...

see...sometimes i think maybe i'd like to get married someday and have a lovely wedding. but then i hear stories like this & think i couldn't handle the stress & would end up fat and institutionalized. (i stress eat. a lot. like have to hide the packaging from others (the bf) because its really embarrassing a lot)
i wasnt speaking to my bf sunday morning because he did something infuriating in my dream that night.

Lauren said...

hahaha....I hate pre-wedding nightmares. I think my worst one involved my dress looking something like the dress in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, complete with the bridesmaid dresses as well!

Summer (BisforBrown) said...

man, those dreams suck it, don't they? ugh. my dreams are always so damn real and crappy.

i am glad that you are not wearing pants. i really am.

xo

Kristin said...

It only gets worse sister! Ah ha ha

brit @ landlocked bride said...

I haven't had any wedding dreams yet. I'd like to keep it that way (fingers crossed).

ZDub said...

If you do get married in pants, I would make sure it's a pair of pants that break away.

That way they will come off easier when you do your dance number.

P.S. Call me if you need wedding ideas, I'm here to help. :)

anotherfishinthesea said...

no wedding dreams yet for me neither. now ill probably have one night. grrr.

also your post above is hilarrrrious.

Just Add Walter said...

oh Lordy I don't envy you at all! I hated having those dreams!!

Jane said...

Hope you are feeling better lady!