Monday, December 14, 2009

My abs are so ripped up, I call it "The Situation"

Okay, so let's get down to business.

S had knee surgery on Friday (I know I mentioned it, but I feel like he would want me to mention it again for sympathy's sake...feel free to send him healing thoughts in the comments...he will LOVE it).

The bandages came off today during my lunch break (exciting stuff, I know) so I think we are on our way to walking again...can I get a hallelujah? HALLELUJAH!

The amazing part about all of this surgery nonsense is that I have had plenty of time to watch both episodes of Jersey Shore approximately 36 times each, allowing me to catch the subtle nuances of each of the characters.

(I also watch some Top Chef, but once again the wrong person won, so again that show is DEAD TO ME.)

Lucky for those of you who missed it, MTV replays things 165 times until you are certain your head will explode, so I have no doubt you will be able to see both episodes.

"I got a f---ing tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about being a Guido and living up to that lifestyle."

If you ain't Guido, you ain't shit. Remember that, people.


sarah (signature)

23 comments:

hotpants™ said...

I may have to cave and watch Jersey Shore. It's all anyone's talking about.

"Julie" said...

I have nightmares involving snookie, self tanner, and bumpits...

Sole Matters said...

Why did he have knee surgery? I feel like I missed something.

Classy Fab Sarah said...

I hope he's back on his feet soon... or, knees soon?

Either way.... Jersey Shore scares me. I literally don't know if I could handle the hysterics that would ensue.

Cee said...

I need to find out when there will be a marathon of Jersey Shore so I can catch up. I also can not watch when K is around or he will probably have a stroke...he hates stuff like that.

Who did you want to win Top Chef? I was pulling for Kevin

meredith said...

feel better, S!!! i assume sarah is being a good dr. quinn medicine woman until you're up and moving again. milk it while you can. knee surgery - been there, done that three glorious times, got the scars.

i can honestly say i still haven't seen this show. i refuse to hold out at long as possible.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I'm not a guido but I think I have done a guido in my lifetime...does that count??

Kristin said...

It's not if I can hook up with her...it's a matter of WHEN I decide to, cuz I'M THE SITUATION!

Elizabeth Marie said...

Have you found out your Jersey Shore name? I'm E-Scream.

it's all I will answer to now.

ihatemichigan said...

Will he get to use a cane? If he does you have to get one of those pimp canes with the huge gem things on top. That would be awesome!

Shandal said...

That show is ridic, but I can't stop watching.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Ok, have you seen the way Nicole dances?! OMG. Her dancing in the bar makes all the Guido/ette juicehead talk all bearable. Just to see her little midget bodied dance.

Just Add Walter said...

that show is a train wreck!!! love it!

At least I'm skinny said...

O.M.G.

Love this show.

Me and this show are totally vibin'.

Tara said...

Everyone is telling me to watch this show. Sounds horrible...which makes it TV gold!

Chelle said...

This post? Now IT'S The Situation.

Thank God I'm not the only one who watches it.

Such a trainwreck. Which makes it freaking awesome.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

I honestly hate this show. HATE IT. Remember the Real World like season ONE?! That was good reality. This is like out of control terrible.
Yes I'm Italian, yes I have a bump it, no that's not why I hate this show. I hate watching trashy people. I prefer rich good looking people. This is why I could never watch Married with Children.
I'll stick with Gossip Girl, thanks.

jessalyn said...

i am afraid my man will need knee surgery someday. i cant possibly imagine the whining that will ensue- he whines enough about it hurting now. so props to s for being a good patient and many healing thoughts. my man is a freaking baby.

and i admit to getting sucked into the jersey shore- but JUST because i am waiting for the episode where the little chubby one gets punched in the nose.

HoustonGurly said...

Hope you're better soon, S!

I heart Jersey Shore! It makes my life look SO much better!

Children of the 90s said...

This show is hilarious. I only wish I'd been clever enough to christen myself with a nickname like "The Situation". The definite article really makes it.

prashant said...

have nightmares involving snookie, self tanner, and bumpits...

Work from home India

Honey B. said...

I may just have to check out this show, because I'm always intrigued by anyone who actually fits the bill of 'guido'. In my family its an affectionate insult, but Jersey Shore definitely has my attention now.

Hailey {HRH} said...

OMG girl you are hilarious. and its so flippin true - MTV replays EVERYTHING way too many times!

but "the situation" is almost too much for me to watch jersey shore. i say "almost" very loosely...i still watch it...dangit