Okay, so let's get down to business.
S had knee surgery on Friday (I know I mentioned it, but I feel like he would want me to mention it again for sympathy's sake...feel free to send him healing thoughts in the comments...he will LOVE it).
The bandages came off today during my lunch break (exciting stuff, I know) so I think we are on our way to walking again...can I get a hallelujah? HALLELUJAH!
The amazing part about all of this surgery nonsense is that I have had plenty of time to watch both episodes of Jersey Shore approximately 36 times each, allowing me to catch the subtle nuances of each of the characters.
(I also watch some Top Chef, but once again the wrong person won, so again that show is DEAD TO ME.)
Lucky for those of you who missed it, MTV replays things 165 times until you are certain your head will explode, so I have no doubt you will be able to see both episodes.
"I got a f---ing tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about being a Guido and living up to that lifestyle."
If you ain't Guido, you ain't shit. Remember that, people.
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