Monday, December 21, 2009

An Open Letter.

Dear Mariah Carey,

Can we please be honest with each other? I am not all you want for Christmas.

Knowing what I know about you, you are probably interested in another lodge in Aspen, some pictures of yourself, and something sparkly.

In honor of the holidays, let's start telling the truth. Santa hates liars.

Hugs,
sarah (signature)

18 comments:

Sole Matters said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!

Cee said...

I think she also wants little Nick Cannon babies. And shit with butterflies.

meredith said...

hahah, i used to LOVE her christmas cd and that song was seriously my favorite.

Miss Emily Anne said...

Haha! Best. Open Letter. Ever. I HATE MC's Christmas CD!!

peace.love.applesauce said...

HA! Perfect for Mrs. Cannon!

"Julie" said...

but the music video is so moving....

i wonder how old nick was when it was made? 12? normal.

Kristin said...

And a baby that doesn't poop or cry. Pretty sure that's on her wish list. Ah ha

Bathwater said...

Lets face it she wants to be 20 years younger and 40 pounds lighter.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

Hi. I'm here. Not dead. Slightly dead. Mariah Carey is full of balls.

I'm seeing double of your blog.

Ams said...

Naughty list.

Blackeyed Susan said...

HAHAHA

Existential Waitress said...

Love it! I think that bitch is a liar too.

brit @ landlocked bride said...

Too funny. I don't like her, but I do like the song...

Llama said...

HAHAAH! I second that!

kcgirlgeek said...

HAHAHA! OMG...this literally made me laugh out loud! Good thing I had just swallowed that sip of coffee! ;)


~Lori

Clemson Girl said...

BAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I really do love this song, but I'm really over her. Nice job!

hotpants™ said...

What she wants for Christmas is everyone's attention.

my name is lauren. said...

*correction: she'd rather have more pictures of her wearing something sparkly that's too short, showing way too much boob and is all around completely age inappropriate.

oh mariah....