Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Found.


A couple of weeks ago, I ran into Target at lunch to return some picture frames (don't ask). While I was there, I noticed they still had some of the Rodarte pieces (like the leopard dress) and decided to try them on (for me, the whole line in person was an epic fail...). I found this beauty in the dressing room.

I know it's hard to read what has been hand-written in the red: "Keep Yo Panties On!! Gurl"

Amen, sister.

sarah (signature)

36 comments:

MODG said...

That ho speaks the truth. Although I curse and spit at the word panties.

ps did you know VS doesn't let you try on undies anymore? How will I know if they squeeze my side fat now?

thongs do go up your butt though. Sick.

mamagooch said...

PRICELESS words of wisdom.

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

HAHA! Wise woman.

Kaitlin said...

hahah! I love when things are written on signs, always funny.

Thanks for the morning laugh!

amy kelinda said...

The Rodarte pieces didn't work for me either. And the girl speaks the truth: keep those panties on! The thought of swimwear being tried on over and over again without crotch protection makes me shudder.

Kristen said...

ba ha ha ha ha

Kimi@SoManyKids... said...

This could be why I refuse to try on anything. The thought of someone else's vagjayjay residing there before mine totally creeps me out.

Kaela said...

Just vomited in my mouth over the thought of people ignoring that sign.

Cee said...

Like Amanda I am very bothered by the word panties.

jessalyn said...

i am bothered by the "!!" between "on" and "gurl" for obvi reasons. i mean you can be ghetto fab and still grammatically correct.

Dollface said...

These should just be known!! xxxoo

Shanny said...

A fine should be implemented for those gurls who don't keep it on, ewww

"Julie" said...

rodarte was complete shit. but i'm still secretly jealous you got to see the leopard dress in person.

carrie1 said...

Yes, keep them on gurl!

meredith said...

i love the words panties.

on the radio the other morning, they were talking about women needing to keep their undies on while trying on swimsuits. there are apparently some nasty women who don't. sick.

hotpants™ said...

Panties is not the best word, but underwear is much worse.

jayme said...

wait. you're supposed to keep yo panties ON while trying on swimwear!?

JUST KIDDING! i totally knew that...doesn't everyone know that one?! what dumb dumbs!

ZDub said...

Keep You Panties On Girl is my new go to phrase.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

This and the guy peeing on a building. Where do you live? The ghetto?

Kel and Jame said...

I bet they wish they had a sharpie in there with their dirty pantie thoughts. Lesson learned. Always bring a sharpie so peeps can read your words of wisdom when they inevitably show up in blog land.

Kristin said...

Truer words were never spoken.

Milltini said...

thank humanity, for this little gem

Becki Jacket said...

I remember when my local thrift store would sell USED PANTIES! :O

Pretty disturbing if you ask me. Thank goodness that has changed.

Kiera said...

I am a huge proponent of vandalism. Really, it only speaks the truth. The funniest part about this is how I imagine some girl scribbling on the sign nervously checking whether or not Target employee named Aunt Jemima is doing her rounds.

Cuddleslut said...

I HATE the word "panties" too.

我 moi said...

hehe very cute post :) lovely blog :) !

jules said...

The word "panties" makes me cringe. But as much as the thought of buying bathing suit bottoms that have been trying on after someone who didn't keep their..."panties" on.

FashionAddict said...

LOL, too funny.

Melissa said...

HAHAHAHA oh man that is hysterical

brit @ landlocked bride said...

Bahaha!

I also do not like the word panties.

Lindsay said...

LOVE rodarte!

Sweet Simplicity said...

haha. ew!

foxy said...

You are totally cracking me up. I'm glad you made Surferwife's list of crazies or else I may never have found you. And that would have been a travesty! :)

foxy said...

Oh - and my real name is sarah too. So, we have to be blog friends, right?

Pieces of Me said...

So glad I happened upon your blog. Love it!!!:)and... my daughter's name is Sarah too!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

BAH! nice!