Remember that time I told you guys to ask me questions or whatever for a new weekly segment and nobody did? Yeah. That was awkward.
Today, I am coming to the internets for advice.*
I am getting married in some months. My ultimate goal is to retire and be a wife. As a job.
I am excellent at cleaning. I have a love of all things kitchen related. But I can't cook. And I don't want to be a wife FAIL.
I mean, yes, I can make shit from boxes. You have never had mashed potatoes from flakes, until you have had mine. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese? No one does it better. NO ONE. Peatunorni is my secret family recipe that I know BY HEART. But other than that, I've got nothing.
My friend, the infamous Jen, tells me, "Sarah, if you can read, you can cook."
Here's where you all come in (let's not drop the ball this time)...
What are some easy ass recipes for me to try? I'm talking EASY.**
*Once I started writing this post, I found this blog post. Decorno has more skillz than me. And I'm still craving a Twinkie.
**Also, maybe give me some weird ones that are delicious so I have an excuse to register for random kitchen appliances.
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