Last night, 2 Buddhist monks walked into the sushi restaurant.
Not a joke. Totes 100% serious.
So today is Friday.
Leave your FACT in the comments. Don't tell me how funny or pretty I am unless you are also making my brain smarter (honestly, I don't know if that's even possible).
Fun Fact: In the early 1900's, an elephant was actually tried, convicted, and hanged for murdering a politician's daughter during a circus parade.