I realize you are a firefighter or an EMT or both (but definitely not neither because once you came to your house in an ambulance, which to be honest, I'm not sure is totally legal). But this does not explain why you insist on coming home and getting into and out of the car repeatedly at my bed time.
For a while, I was consistently going to be at somewhere around 10:30. Every night you came home, banged around in your driveway and went inside (I know what you were doing because more than once I was CONVINCED my car was being broken into and peeked out the window with my cell phone in hand so I could call the cops...false alarm). Last night I went to bed slightly earlier than I had been (my preferred time of 9 o'clock, thankyouverymuch), and you were back in your driveway banging around.
Is this some sort of joke? Honestly, I am not even mad about this, more just confused. Why does this always happen as I am going to bed? Are you stalking me and you have to put up your spy equipment once I go to bed?
Please explain yourself.