Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Peer Pressure is a Bitch.

Last week, my Asian friend, MODG, posted a face collage. Today, my other Asian friend posted hers.

What does this tell me? (Besides the fact that I am awesome because my internet friendships are so diverse) THAT THE INTERNET DOESN'T LIE.

So of course, since everybody else (or at least everybody else I deem cool and awesome) was doing it, I had to do it too.

Obviously.

(They cropped out my signature Miley Cyrus/Asian tourist pose...*sads*)


So at first, I was PISSED. Chelsea Clinton? She has crazy hair. Not interested. Not even a little cute.

But then I saw Elle Macpherson WHO WAS A SUPERMODEL and Petra Nemcova who Wikipedia describes as "a model, television host, author, and philanthropist" (I was just going to say ANOTHER MODEL) and I was like "Holy hell. The internets are ALWAYS truthful. ALWAYS."


Feeling totally confident, I submitted another picture and this is where I started to lose a little bit of my faith in the interwebs...



This is where at first I was all "WTF INTERNET. CANDICE BERGEN. LANCE BASS. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME INTERNET."

And then it dawned on me...the internet is so in tune with truth and honesty that from this picture it picked up my amazing wedding planning skills and witty comebacks circa CBerg in Bride Wars. Duh. Then I realized it was able to infer my off the charts dance moves and ability to dance as a part of a group and my amazing stage presence...LANCE BASS.

I'm sorry I doubted you internet.
sarah (signature)

34 comments:

MODG said...

Chelsea Clinton's hair is the last feature of hers you should be worried about.

PS
you are lame city for blocking your face out. This is not girls gone wild.

peace.love.applesauce said...

LMAO!
FYI: Chelsea's hair IS her best feature!

Cee said...

Candice Bergen!!!! That is awesome.

PS I left you something on my blog

Natalie said...

Those are hilarious! Miss Clinton has definitely improved over the years though. Sadly, I will forever remember her as gawking, awful teenage years while she lived in the White House.

jayme said...

eff my work for blocking this site. i'm totally going to do this when i get home. and i'd stick with elle, just totally forget about the whole clinton ordeal.

Sarah RDH said...

ha awesomeness. I started to do this yesterday, but didn't have a recent, decent picture of myself. So I'm making Hubs take some tonight so I can see which so-called celebrities I look alike...

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

I want to try this but I fear the internets will tell me I look like Danny Devito - that would suck!

I can't tell by the blacked out picture but I'm pretty sure they are 100% wrong in picking Chels Clinton- not way not even close!

I do like that the 2nd one picked your personality apart and stated you're not just a super model but rad in so many more ways.

Kristen said...

Lance Bass..that has to sting a little.

"Julie" said...

all the internet was missing was "prince" for your love of purple rain....

Dollface said...

Seriously... they think you look like Lance Bass.. omg... i would curl up and die... Im sorry! xxxoooo

JennyMac said...

Lance Bass? HAHA.. I have been told I look like Sandra Bullock (ROCK ON) and Carole Burnett...ummm. what?

♥Aubrey said...

Haha...i did this too last night. Except i can't figure out how to copy it and paste it so i can post it here to Blogger. Perhaps y'all are smarter than i am...shoot...that's pretty obvious as i have yet to post it :)- Lol

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

I got Petra and Kurt Cobain in the same collage. Hmm. I feel like they are very different looking? Maybe just me?

Brown Girl said...

That's funny shit, Lance Bass? Really? Really odd.

James Robert said...

I am petrified to see who I look like. The question is... do I use my profile pic with Tom Celic stach or use a baby face shaven pic?

Probably the Celic for shits and giggles.

Liz @ McFargan: A Midwestern Matrimony said...

I did this the other day... It pulled up NO chubby people in my collage. I am mos-def chubby. I got ticked, because I wanted to find my doppelganger so I could use it on facebook. But no.

You crack my stuff up!
E

Jane said...

That is too funny that Lance Bass came up.

AuntBT said...

Oh yeah, peer pressure. I totally did mine this morning. Will post later.

You got two of probably the most beautiful women on the planet in your first one. The internets were just trying to balance you out on the second, you know how it likes to bring down the ego. However, it forgot who it was dealing with, and really complimented you on the 2nd.

Nice try internets.

Jennifer said...

Hahahaha I gave in to the peer pressure too and as it turns out I'm an asian too!

Oh and at least you got that you looked like pretty boy Lance Bass I got some nasty asian boy whom I can't even remember what his name is! haha

Children of the 90s said...

Haha, that's hilarious! Candace Bergen and Lance Bass, huh? Who would have thought?

I am Trish Marie said...

I couldn't play along, because they wanted me to download some toolbar thing. And I wasn't having that. But you know, I am italian, so with my luck my celeb look-a-like would be Snooki. Then I would be left with the sads wondering if it was my face or my lack of working out this past month that made me look like Snooks.

Karls said...

I did this and got some men... what does that tell you?

brit @ landlocked bride said...

This is too funny.

Ellen said...

Lance Bass...OWN.IT. And Chelsea Clinton gives me total hair-envy, I'd take it.

http://www.firednfabulous.blogspot.com/

SaraPlaysHouse.com said...

The internets, they DO lie. Told me I looked like a man. Except for Janeane Garafalo. WTF? I should try it sans glasses and see what happens.
Also, you should really get that big black square on your face looked at. Could be serious.

Mademoiselle Frou-Frou said...

oooh i have to try that too!
umm, lance bass?!?! i don't think so...even if i don't know what you look like!
xoxo alison

ZDub said...

I am seriously sorry for you that your results were not Asian. HOWEVER, Elle Macpherson? I'm very jealous.

Love and rainbows from your Asian internet friend who also looks like an Asian Jeff Gordon-Zak

saltsays said...

Anne Hathaway was one of mine too. OMG we're like twins.

Kristin said...

Lance Bass huh? Have you been over waxing the old brows? Ah ha ha

Llama said...

From what i see you look gorgeous! I thought those things ask you to put in your gender? Why the heck does lance bass show up??? hmmm....then again....nevermind!

FashionAddict said...

WTF? Lance Bass? Now I'm going to have to try this thing, too...

Elizabeth Marie said...

My bff and I were doing this tonight, and hell no I'm not posting mine, but anyways-she got 66% David Beckham...and she is ACTUALLY asian.

We thought it was a win.

mamagooch said...

No joke. I was 83% Ashton Kutcher. That's just wrong. Not because he's a dude, but because he's just way prettier than me.

Mrs. Sitcom said...

Lance. Bass. Congratulations. The joy is all yours. :)