Tuesday, May 1, 2012

One Week Ago Today...

...baby made three.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Advice.

I need help...

What do adults wear to bed?

Incorrect answers include: nothing (I'm pregnant and about to try breastfeeding...that ship has sailed) and things with long pants or long sleeves (I live in Texas and it is always so hot and if I am hot at night I am convinced that I will die of awfulness).

I currently sleep in some oversized men's soccer shorts that I stole from my friend's kid brother in high school and whatever shirts I have stolen from my husband. The problem is that the soccer shorts have lost their drawstring and thus their ability to stay on.  It isn't pretty.

I know I could just go out and buy more men's athletic shorts, but I feel like that's not very grown up. I need options.

I don't want clingy. But I also want it to be something that I don't necessarily have to put a robe over if I have to sneak into my own backyard.

I am open to all most suggestions. HELP!

And yes, I am totally aware that this is a first world problem.

sarah (signature)

Thursday, February 2, 2012

ANNOUNCEMENT

BREAKING SUPER IMPORTANT* NEWS

S and I have joined the year 2009 2012 and have FINALLY gotten a DVR.

You guys have no idea how monumental this is.

When S and I were getting ready to move in together in 2010, he still had dial-up internet. That he was paying for. With gum money.

I refused to move in with him unless we were able to get normal internet like normal people. He gave in to my demands.

AND NOW WE HAVE DVR.

The End.

*It was originally breaking news.  But then I forgot to post it.  So now it's week old, but still super important.

sarah (signature)

Thursday, January 26, 2012

An Open Letter

Dear Internet (*side eye to Facebook*),

I do not care what the #1 song was on the day you were born.

{ not actually the #1 song the day I was born } 

Hugs,

 sarah (signature)

P.S. Could you guys also stop doing the ultrasound as a profile picture thing? They pretty much all look the same.